Total Medals Earned: 877 (From 192 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,615 Points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (50/50 points)
Beat the Game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Medals Earned: 3/32 (30/500 points)
A WILD CatFight ensues!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
You become Saint Awesome!
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/140 points)
Solve level 3
Solve Level 9
Solve Level 17
Solve all levels
Medals Earned: 1/23 (5/495 points)
Defeat the Slime.
Reach level 11.
Reach level 6.
Obtain all arcane armors.
Obtain the Longsword.
Reach level 26.
Collect all items.
Obtain the Dragonslayer.
Reach level 21.
Reach level 31.
Obtain the Recurve Bow.
Obtain the Mace.
Reach level 16.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/305 points)
Because the chicken was waiting for it on the other side.
Get the "Pope" class (10 stars).
Achieve a perfect score (300).
Complete the game without the use of hints.
Unlock all the paintings in the gallery.
On Master difficulty, complete the game in no more than 60 seconds AND achieve a pope ranking.
Beat the game four times without closing it.
Medals Earned: 9/24 (225/1,000 points)
Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only
Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol
Use a water jug to put off your burning engine
Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown
Hit 25 civilians
Hit 50 highway soldiers
Defeat a helicopter
Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed
Do 30 zombie splatter hits
Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls
Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa
Kill 10 zombies at low speed
Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots
Avoid 10 mutated zombies
Get all 5 enemy types off your hood
Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare
Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo
Buy all the upgrades
Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time
Dodge 10 carpet bombings
Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time
Beat Highway To Hell
Drive 10 KM in Police State
Beat The Great Escape
Medals Earned: 4/8 (70/205 points)
Destroy 10 enemies without dying
Complete first level
Destroy 50 enemies without dying
Destroy 150 enemies without dying
Score a x1 at the punch machine
Complete the game
Destroy last boss without getting hit
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/220 points)
Find all 8 useable tools in the game
Reach full happiness in the happy shack without making any 'slip-ups'
Survive the cannibal attack
Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% Energy
Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% Hunger
Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% morale
Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% Thirst
Construct all 11 buildings within 10 days
Find wilson on the day that he washes on to shore!
Medals Earned: 2/20 (15/455 points)
Destroy a bomb in Stage 1-2
Destroy all the bad-dudes in stage 1-3
Gain 10000 points in any stage.
Read the in-game help text.
Complete stage 1-1
Play any song in the soundtest menu
Collect the laser power-up in stage 1-4
Complete the first stage.
Gain 25000 points in any stage.
Don't get hit by a single bullet in stage 1-7.
Destroy a Smiling Bomber using one of their own bombs in the second stage.
Gain 50000 points in any stage.
Protect all the balloons in the first stage.
Complete the second stage.
Protect all the balloons in the second stage.
Gain 100,000 points in any stage.
Complete the final stage.
Protect all the balloons in the final stage